Me and Samm
Rock/Roll
Shoot to thrill, from the hip,
its time we put the act back in action.
(via applecocaine)
Wow
(Source: fdmarriage)
Just my mums sewing machine
Meeting your girlfriend at the door in a suit to find her wearing nothing but heels and a baby doll holding a riding crop. Wow.
most overused movie quote
parent: you’re throwing away your dream
kid: no mom/dad, i’m throwing away yours
For “most overused” read “used in one film”
(Source: horanaroundwith1d, via applecocaine)
(via harderpleasesir)
Getting these babies in a few weeks.
You certainly are, and I want to see you in just them on that same day.
i-sold-my-good-url-for-a-dollar:
Tyrion Lannister, Batman, and Stephen Colbert.
How is it I ALWAYS get the best zombie team?
Kenny Powers, The Rock, & Bender…. Sounds legit.
river tam / gordon freeman / chuck norris.
i can sit back and enjoy the view, then.
Tyrion Lannister, Mitt Romney and Gordan Freeman.
Good we have some bait if we need it.
House, Captain Sparrow and Scarlett Johansson. Fuck yeah, bring it zombies.
House, Incredible Hulk, Dave Grohl. Not bad :’)
Perfect. Jack Bauer, Batman and Natalie Portman. Couldnt be happier.
(Source: generallydecent)
New burlesque routine outfit. :)
I think you should just work for me and wear stuff like this so that when im not busy I can come into your office, bend you over the desk and fuck you from behind. Yep.
Gutted that Mitch isnt with us anymore.